FELINE WISDOM

° Eventually, we all land on our feet.
° Admire leaps of faith.
° All the action happens at night.
° Paws every day for a nice stretch.
° You can die from boredom, but curiosity won't kill you.
° Maintain good hygiene at all times.
° There's only one boss, and it's not you.
° The best things in life are furry.
° Live your life in the here and meow.
° Cat hair is a wonderful complement to any outfit.
° Fight stress by taking a nap every half hour or so.
° Any empty lap is fair game.
° It doesn't hurt to stay out all night now and then.
° When it comes to hogging the bed, it's a free-fur-all.
° Sometimes things can get a little hairy.
° Always keep a positive cattitude.

Every time my husband wants to claim his chair, one of our cats (especially Sissy, on the right) raises a fuss. You would think that somebody is skinning her. Imagine what happens when he has all three females engaging in an afternoon nap on his chair. Do you think he has a chance?

FUNNY CATS

° On the first day of creation, God created the cat.... On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.... On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.... On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.... On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.... On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.... On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to scoop the litterbox.... Yes, it's a cat's world after all. Amen!

CAT COMMANDMENTS

Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is using the computer.
Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou are not transparent.
Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.
Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.
Fast as thou art, thou cannot run through closed doors.
Thou shalt not leap from great heights onto thy human's lap.
Thou shalt not climb on garbage cans with hinged lids, as thou wilt fall in and trap thyself.
Thou shalt not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.
Thou shalt not jump onto a seat just as thy human is sitting down.
Thou shalt realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity.
Thou shalt not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow.
Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.
Thou shalt remember that thou art a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.
Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded.

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